{"id":2747,"date":"2015-04-16T23:56:25","date_gmt":"2015-04-16T23:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/?p=2747"},"modified":"2015-04-17T02:22:47","modified_gmt":"2015-04-17T02:22:47","slug":"god-motto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/god-motto\/","title":{"rendered":"God Motto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An alcoholic preacher ran the<br \/>\nstop sign.<br \/>\nHe moved the wheels forward with shot gun legs.<br \/>\nThe faint glow of red light<br \/>\nshimmered by his peripherals.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve got lanterns to guide you through that minefield.<\/p>\n<p>He said through reclining eyes into his rosary:<br \/>\n&#8220;I picked you out of 5 in a dollar store,<br \/>\nthe most you could do is say<br \/>\nthank you.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe life-eggs were rolling down the street.<br \/>\nHe needed to fill his quota on souls received.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve got lanterns to guide you through that minefield.<\/p>\n<p>When asked by the<br \/>\nblack and white knight<br \/>\nwhy his temple floor became a liquid,<br \/>\nHis aged eyes took on the form of ticks<br \/>\nseeing only inward. Out of that infinite came:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I was told we&#8217;ve got lanterns to guide you through that minefield.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Written by Andre Bourlin<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An alcoholic preacher ran the stop sign. He moved the wheels forward with shot gun legs. The faint glow of red light shimmered by his peripherals. We&#8217;ve got lanterns to guide you through that minefield. He said through reclining eyes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/god-motto\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":208,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4253,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2015-edition","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/208"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2747"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2747\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2753,"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2747\/revisions\/2753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}