{"id":2284,"date":"2014-03-03T12:00:12","date_gmt":"2014-03-03T12:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/?p=2284"},"modified":"2015-03-26T05:14:26","modified_gmt":"2015-03-26T05:14:26","slug":"no-valid-parking-permit-displayed-sonnet-xxv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/no-valid-parking-permit-displayed-sonnet-xxv\/","title":{"rendered":"No Valid Parking Permit Displayed (Sonnet XXV)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>by<\/em>\u00a0<em>Albert Meursault<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Our Dear Appellant (whereabouts unknown),<br \/>\nDecisions have been reached. That is to say<br \/>\nThe Bellevue College\u00a0Traffic\u00a0Citation<br \/>\nReview Committee gave chase to cheater,<br \/>\nhave set a goal, pursued a dogged course<br \/>\nand we are pleased to announce that we have<br \/>\nso reached an impartial, dispassionate<br \/>\nact of two loud slaps to your pale round cheeks<\/p>\n<p>The Bellevue College\u00a0Traffic Citation<br \/>\nReview Committee, chambered like a heart,<br \/>\nComprised of carbon, impossible to know.<br \/>\nNot important like a child\u2019s birthday<br \/>\nBut, still, important, and infallible.<br \/>\nYour guilt assumed in full\u2014$25 clams.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>[typography font=&#8221;Droid Sans Mono&#8221; size=&#8221;9&#8243; size_format=&#8221;px&#8221;]Albert Meursault, born in Algiers, has spent most of his life working in France in the import \/ export business. Today he resides in Seattle, WA where his experiences with the local parking magistrates have caused him to reflect on the gentle indifference of the world. He hopes the \u00a0publication of his submission, if accepted, pays exactly $25.00.[\/typography]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by\u00a0Albert Meursault Our Dear Appellant (whereabouts unknown), Decisions have been reached. That is to say The Bellevue College\u00a0Traffic\u00a0Citation Review Committee gave chase to cheater, have set a goal, pursued a dogged course and we are pleased to announce that we &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/no-valid-parking-permit-displayed-sonnet-xxv\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":141,"featured_media":2122,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4248,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-2014-edition","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/141"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2284"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2535,"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2284\/revisions\/2535"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2122"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/studentweb.bellevuecollege.edu\/belletrist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}